
I promised you some stories about my new toy - the freezer bowl ice cream maker attachment for the Kitchenaid.
First, a note about fridges.
We went through a few weeks where I was certain the fridge was broken. The milk kept going solid (not just sour, but solid: one day it would pour, and the next day, cheese). Everything developed a rind of mold, white, green, black, a veritable rainbow of different molds, including my jar of grape leaves, which are pickled!
I had basically decided I wanted a colder fridge, and had examined the dial. It said Medium. Well, I wanted the fridge colder, so I turned the dial all the way to Minimum. For Minimum temperature...
It was in this confusing time of non-refrigeration that I started using my ice cream maker. The liquid in my freezer bowl was always sloshing around when I got it out of the freezer (instead of being a solid frozen mass of ice cream-making capabilities).
All this to say that for the first round of ice cream making, everything was working against me. Well, my own refrigeration snafu was certainly working against me.
As was the recipe I chose. I decided to start with the purest of ice cream recipes - one from My Favourite Ingredients - which involves making a custard of multiple egg yolks which you heat over the stove.
Heating egg yolks over the stove can lead to curdling...and my custard curdled. Not curdled in the gone-bad kind of way (thankfully; I'd had enough of rotten food). But curdled in the oops-the-eggs-have-cooked-and-made-large-eggy-blobs-in-my-custard-kind of way.
Not to be deterred, I put this lumpy custard in my unfrozen freezer bowl and proceeded to churn the ice cream. I will not mention that I did not have the patience to cool the custard ahead of time, because without a frozen freezer bowl, this would have made no difference in the end. What we ended up with with a lumpy yellow runny liquid that was sweet and vanilla-flavored.
An inauspicious beginning.
But...as you may have guessed from the deliciousness pictured above, things certainly got better.
First, J had a go at the fridge. "You had it on the warmest setting," he said. I did a dance of joy. My freezer bowl was not broken after all!
Second, I decided to avoid egg yolk custard ice cream recipes until I had more of a handle on them. I wanted something a bit...easier.
Third, I found this easiest recipe known to man on the Scharffen-Berger site. It has four ingredients. Which even häs Häagen Dazs beat.
Sicilian Chocolate Gelato3 cups milk
2/3 cup sugar
3/4 cup cocoa powder
1 1/2 tablespoons corn starch
Hmm. Corn starch. After having researched coconut fats last year, and discovered that the corn lobby was in part to blame for disparaging coconut oil, and with everything I know about corn being fed to animals who shouldn't really have corn, and corn replacing sugar, and corn in my breakfast, I'm not one to gravitate towards recipes with corn in them.
Also, it doesn't seem genuine. A gelato, probably the eggiest of ice creams, made without an egg in sight.
Ah well, I'm sure glad I gave in. It helped that I saw recipes in Gourmet and Bon Appetit that also featured gelati thickened with corn starch.
On I went with simmering 2 cups of the milk on the stove, and mixing together the remaining milk with the other ingredients. These were then all "scraped together" and heated until thickened.
Then, with uncharacteristic patience learned from experience, I cooled the custard in the fridge before churning it in the freezer bowl.
Once churning, the results were promising. It was thickening into a glorious shiny chocolaty dessert.
And then. The moment of truth. You have to taste it to believe it. I would say that this was the most delicious chocolate ice cream I have ever tasted except you might suspect I was exaggerating.To which I say, you'd just have to try it.






